did you ever talk on the phone with someone
who keep voom voom all the way?
MY GOD. idiot.


bike hit a human being.
voom voom... eeee... ahhh.

bike hit a old lady.
erm, he say no sound, cos the old lady too old. cant shout?

bike hit a cat.
voom voom... eeee... MEOW!...

bike hit a dog.
he dont wanna to make the sound.
he says he dont want to act like a dog.

bike hit a pig.
voomm ... voom... eee. OINK!


if you got a ptbf like mine.
go bang the wall15934305 times please.
(:

he siad he wont act in front of others like this.
see, how sway am i?

deduct from 95%.
PTBF, you idiot!


wa, want protect me ah.
COOL.HAHAHA.
you better do so lah.
bleah(: