Saturday, April 05, 2008

i feel like dying.
someone just kill me lahxzxz.

*bang the wall*

i'm a stupid EDIOT.
see, i'm such a Ediot till i cant spell Ediot.
ahem* idiot.

T.T

dont worry, there wont be any vulgarities in my post anymore.
(unless 忍无可忍)
WHAHAHA.
i'm oficially mad.

this post has no meaning at all.

Auf Wiedersehen.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

didnt went out to meet the girls today.
the gathering is cancel cos' of the rain.
haha.
think postpone to next week?

OMG! i finished my zhong ji yi jia.
watching zhong ji yi jia nowwww....
haha.
super lame but niceeeeee.

haha, contradict.

nvm, Auf wiedersehen.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

how stupid can i be?
i know everyone keep saying about the
"xi gai" and "tan wu" joke?

not sure is it a joke cos i made that mistake.

anyway, please dont ever tell your kids nonesense.
cos' after 14 years,
i still remember what my dad told me.

(this joke made pris's mum laugh for an hour?HAHA)

about breastfeed.(i dont know why i asked him this?)
me: daddy, you know right, the breastfeed 的 milk 是什么 taste?
dad:oh, i know. is vanilla.
me: is it?then got other flavours a not?
dad: of course!! chinese is vanilla, indian is chocolate, angmo is strawberry.
me: THEN I WANT CHOCOLATE ONE.
dad: cannot. cos' your mother is chinese so only vanilla.

kids are stupid.

moles.
me: why my shoulder got this black black thing?
dad: oh, you lah. dirty never bath.
me: huh?
dad: cos the housefly shitted on your shoulders and after a long time you never
wash them clean enough, so it become hard and sticked onto your body.
cannot remove liao.
me: 什么!!!!!! I WANNA BATH NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~

pimple scars.
me: daddy, why your face got so many holes?
dad: hais. cos last time my father no money buy us pillow.
so we have to use durian shells as pillow.
so sleep long liao got the marks liao.
me:I DONT WANNA SLEEP DURIAN SHELLS. ):
dad: nvm, now we got money liao.
can sleep pillow, so you wont have scars.

i cant believe i am so dumb.
why didnt they tell me the real science facts?
no wonder my science always f9!!!!!

hais.
bad childhood.

when i told my mum a few months ago,
(i was in on her bed watching tv)
my mum was like YOUR FATHER TEACH YOU THIS LAST TIME?
how come i dont know?!?!

and my dad laughed inside his blanket.

tsk tsk.
i think my mum just gave my father a choke slam
and punch him in the nose.
(my own imagination)
went out with priscilla and xiuyiing yesterday and today.

yesterday.
went out to amk hub.
watched step up2!

SUPER NICEEEEEEE...!
i think i wanna borrow step up from panda.
haha.

i love the dances and songs!!

today.
dony be shocked guys.
i went to the gym with them.

OMG! can you believe it, no?

k, i only exercise for an hour.
cos i found oout that my sock is fiilled with blood when
i took off my sport shoes.
like wth?

xiuying and priscilla was so shock can.
and they was like faster wipe.
zzzzz... i dont even have any pain can?!
i dont even know i was bleeding like siao,
till i saw it.

HAIS! WHY AM I SO SWAY RECENTLY?!?!
i hope i wont be knock down by the cars if i go out tml.
*touch wood*

they decided to come to my house.
cos pris wanna borrow my uzap?(i dont find it useful)
and xiuying just went into my brother's room to take comic
and no one know about it.
machiam her room.
HAHAHA.

anyway, they ki siao one.

i think priscilla got xiuying's poison.
cos each time xiuying come my house,
she will wash the dishes etc.
today.... PRISCILLA CAME AND WASHED MY WHOLE BASIN FULL OF DISHES.
pray that there is no soap inside the cup etc. :x
haha!
and she wanted to vacumm the floor!!!!!!???

LOL!

bth them. haha.
LOVE THEMMMMM...
cos' i have one less work to do tmlllllll.............

Monday, March 31, 2008

went out to meet yuan today.
went city hall that area.
haha.

yuan look so nice today! (:
(rare lah, cos he usually don't look nice. opps!)

went marina to buy our tickets first.
super funny.

the lady was like, "couple seats for you?"

yuan and i was like super shock can.
and the lady saw and asked again, "normal seats two rows from the back?"
lol.
please my dear, i'm not blind.

went swensen to have our lunch.

free soup of the day(sucks like hell), drinks plus ice cream.

i'm too full for ice cream so i shared it with him.
not really sharing.
cos' i only had a mouth if ice cream.

watched SPIDERWICK.
OMG. its super duper nice.
please watch it!!!

after movie we walked around,
and then decide to slack at starbucks.

k, i know everyone will be laughing.
cos when we are about to leave,
i stand up, without knowing that the signboard is above me.

*boom*

damn PAIN lah!!
the angmo saw it,
but he pretended he saw nothing and turn away.
SEE! ANGMO IS MUCH BETTER THAN SINGAPOREANS.
ahem* Caucasian not angmo.

two words. XIA SWAY!

then we went food junction for dinner.
cos i pregnant lady mah,
suddenly got craving for laksa.

after dinner, we went clarke quay.
walked around.
then we decided to sit at the edge of the river.

chatted for a while.
then came another big group beside us.
co we decided to walk around instead.

the best thing is........................
I STAND UP AND I SLIPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTH.
I ALMOST FELL INTO THE RIVER.

luckily yuan is holding onto me.
my saviour. T.T

i know lah, belinda soh, you very disappointed right?

what luck man!

went home after a while.
i didnt know 147 got reach clarke quay?

Sunday, March 30, 2008

that day, i think is thursday?
meiyi and i wanted to eat ice cream.

and we saw those motorcycle-kinda-ahpek-sell icecream.
so we went to buy it.

meiyi and i ordered corn but the cheena woman(asst.)
dont understand what corn is.

then the owner came over and told her which is corn lah.
and the uncle asked us can we read the chinese words,
beside the corn photo.

玉粟素(aiya,dont know how to write)

i was like "yu shenmo shenmo".
(i almost say wang.)
LOL!

k, meiyi and pris dont know also kay.
so i'm not dumb or whatever.
everyone keep yu yu yu.
cos' thats the only word we know.

and xiuying said, "yu shu shu".
qiang leh!

i was like yu shu shu?

"i thought yu shu shu is potato?"

"...................."


words make no sense at all lo.
i dont know what is 消防局 also.

i just found out 消防局 is fire station recently.

why 消防局 is fire station?!?
fire station should be like 灭火局what.

like police station is 警察局 leh.

weird. all languages is weird!
Auf wiedersehen.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

next week shall be a busy week.
HOHO.

monday, meeting yuan too watch spiderwick.
tuesday, meeting priscilla and xiuying for step up 2.
thursday, meeting py,xy,yx,jx,sy,sh? for dinner (not sure who is going yet)
friday, meeting ruishan and others for track&field gathering.
(:

i'm so used to stay at home.
dont feel liek going out.
but, nvm.

am still lazy to resize the photos.
HHOHOHO.


P.S,
are you dumb or what?
*shake head*