please.
she should be call LAME.KaoF
tsk, kaypo queen of the year.

use liquid paper also wanna kp.
say what don't waste time lah.
nvm, next time i think i grow pimple you also wanna kp liao.
mfucking LZB.

I'm ridiculous?
i think you are MORE ridiculous than me.
at least i don't talk to the OHP nor whiteboard during lectures.

oh please.
nvm, just wait till you see your fucking feedback.

ohhh, don't worry my dear.
its not positive feedback. (;

i don't know why i scolded you here leh.
maybe cos I'm being ridiculous again lo.
what to do.
I'm always fucking R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S what.
*roll eyes*

sian.
went to AMK hub to have our lunch.
lunched at sumo house?
a cheapo jappo restaurant.
with wl, ber, mh, alvin, wh, lt, lz, teojiaowei.

three hours break!
cos anatomy lesson is cancelled.

went to do express pedicure
with liting and weiling.
cos the shop having promotion.
painted red for my toes.
(prepare for CNY)

AND SOME FUCKER KICK MY TOE TODAY!
AND MY TOE NAIL TIP BIT CHIP LIAO.
MY PEDICURE GONE LIAO.

the fucker LAMKF damn fucking bo liao.
say ber weiling and i are ridiculous.
she more ridiculous than us lo.

cb bin with lj attitude,

i use liquid paper also kana scold?
wtf? please go and die.
and i did the nanny nanny poopoo pose at her!
WHAHAHHA!
didnt know alvin saw that,
cos we having mock test.
:D

today.

HERE COMES THE FUCKING LAMKF again,
there she goes again.
we are like eating in class,
she chase us out again.
so we decided to eat slowly,
cos in her class machiam like not in class one lo.
then she come out again,
"wah, you all really taking your own sweet time."
-__-"chase us out one also her,
ask us faster go in also her,
WTF is wrong with her.

german test is horrible.
cos i did not study for it ):

sian. oral tomorrow.
got to go!
tschus!

jingyi: see see, paaaaaaa! eason chen leh. his song damn nice lo.
dad: *look at the tv screen* and said,
"eh, you know his father kana caught in jail now"
jingyi: eh, why leh?
dad: tan wu（贪污） lah.
jingyi: oh, why he go jail? you havent tell me the reason.
dad: tan wu!!
jingyi:I KNOW IS TAN WU BUT WHY HE GO JAIL?
dad: TAN WU LAH!
jingyi: i know his father name is tan wu lah. but why his father go jailllllll????
dad: -__-" erm, he go jail cos he 贪污 not his name is Tan Wu.
jingyi: oh, so is 贪污.

erhem* [paiseh] walked away.

LOL!!!!!!
i thought his dad name is call Tan Wu,
cos chen in english also is Tan mah.
tsk.
but 贪污 is actually corrupted.
HAHAHHA.

check out my new bags.
nice?

firstly, i look like ninja turtle.

secondly, i look like cheena girls.

thirdly,no comments.
too big.


i checked my mails just now.
and i saw,
how children form 造句。
whahah!
they will never win me lah.

teacher wrote this on the whiteboard,
"自从其蓋(confirm got typo error)受伤后，小明在也没有打蓝球了。"
（ever sincer he hurt his knee, xiaoming did not play basketball anymore) -direct translation. lol

jingyi: eh， 错leh。 nolink one。(i still wanna point out to the teacher. lol)
xiuying：哪里有错？对lah
jingyi：其蓋受伤 and 小明 got link meh?
xiuiyng: 有lah。
jingyi：除非他们是朋友lo
xiuying: ?????????????
jingyi: if not 其蓋受伤 and 小明cannot play where got link!
xiuying: *i think she is very confuse with me now.*
jingyi: you see ah, 其蓋and小明 是不同的吗。
xiuying: (finally know whats wrong with me) 其蓋 is your KNEE lah!!
jingyi: huh? is it? -__-" i thought 其蓋 is a name.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm so dead!
i cant even draw the fucking methoxybutane.
feel like banging the wall.
WTF.
its like so easy can?

die die die.

rather disappointed with my comm skill.
i got c leh.
FUCKING C leh.
okay fucking is not c.
cucking is c.
wtf? i cant communicate with people.

and i said something mean that day on fri.
i think i was talking to minghui.
ahhh. i apologise!
i didnt mean to say that.
[erm, talking to mh, but not about him lah]
wonder if he still remember what i said about ???????????.
sorry x 3008597567483.
那是气话来的， ):

i cant communicate with humans since i got c.
Auf wiedersehen.
got to go talk to my new friends, the martians.

i'm super duper happy!
wees!
cos i bought my super bling hoop-earrings
the other day.

i think is thurs,
went town with lizhong weiling minghui alvin clement wanghe.
WHAHAH.

went to bugis yesterday
with jean weiling minghui and wanghe.
wanghe left halfway.
i HAVEN BUY MY CNY CLOTHES YET!

and i found out that,
my taste on clothes and jean ones
IS SUPER DUPER DIFFERENT.
cant imagine she wore my clothes and i wore hers.
OMFgosh.


i havent meet my girlfriends for so longgggg...
):
i needa a shopping trip with them luh!

anyway, i got new news to update you girls.
dont be shock ah.
HAHAHA.
cos i know you all will really be SHOCKED!
roger is the first to know.
followed by yuan. [cos i met him on the bus the other day(:]
then, xiuying.

lee jingyi is cleaning my room now.
WHAHAHA,
miracle!
you got to go and buy 4D nowwwww....

didnt know my room is this dirty.
tsk tsk,
I'M HALF DEAD ALR,
AND HAVEN EVEN FINISH CLEANING HALF OF MY ROOM.

CURRENTLY THERE IS
3 BAGS AND I BOX OF RUBBISH I CLEARED
FROM MY ROOM.
PLUS, ONE BAG OF CLOTHES.

i dont understand why?
why people like to wear others old clothes?
i dont even like to wear others worn clothes since young,
i doubt i wore anyone old clothes before lo.

cos it is damn it disgusting.
maybe the shirt cost 300bucks i may consider wearing it.
LOL.

dust dust go away.
come on another day.
no. dont come forever.

update later.
bye.
*sneezing*

previous post is not written by me.
how can i be high
when the one who molested me is JEAN?
hahaha.

from what she said,
"ama witch i know dat. its the sexiest appeal i have boy."
wtf?

I'm so bored.
tsk. the LZB go on and on
without fail everyday. T.T
ama witch i know dat. its the sexiest appeal i have boy.
thats Jean, the bitch.
that touch my cb today.
ahah so shiok, me high le

hais, JEAN grabbed my F CUP boobs today.
-__-"
she is trying to molest me or something.
dont know what is up to.
HAHAHA.

and i have to wear JEANS every monday,
cos she love to touch my legs.
oh my.
octopus.
LOL!!!!

after breaking up with him for so long,
yeserday is the first time,
we chatted with each other.
well, i must say we are better off as friends.
haha.
seriously, our craps tsk.
[dont fucking ever ask me whether i wanna patch back or what.
no please.]
(:

tsk. minghui is such a poor thing.
haha.
we are like kinda bad to always bully him.
AND i think i'm the one who always suan him.
Whahaha,

eg, there is sai bi in the class.
and i said it is from him.
cos?
他/她？是倒液香的。
(ancient cheena words for clearing shit)
but hey! i asked ber, eh last time clear shit one call what ah?
倒what?
and she said倒液香!! lol.
ahem, ber is part of this.

and ponraj said.
the size dont matter, it is the performance that matters.
LOL!
and we said minghui buay ki (cannot up; direct translation)
and told people, "ponraj said the size dont matter, it is the performance that matters.
ming hui size big but performance cmi cos buay ki."

LOL!!!!!!!
ahem* cough.

suaning minghui everyday is so FUN!
this is one of the things that makes me go school without fail
each day.

MINGHUI!! see, you are so damn it fucking important to us!
(:

ponraj: anyone know why testis are outside the body?

me: *raise up my hand*
me: cos when guys are bad, we can cut it away.

poraj: hahaha. good answer.

me:*turned around and show minghui the scissor cutting sign*.

WHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
i pity my future husband sometimes.
tsk.

but!!! please dont run awayyyyyyy....
i can clean and coook.
best of all, i'm thrifty.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

went jean's house to study.
tsk.
clement and minghui waited almost one hour for me?
see, they got to thanks me.
cos i gave them an hour time together.
WHAHAHA.

where to find so nice 的 friend?
身在福中不知福.

and i did 2 stupid things today.

1.
i wanted to wash my sai bi feet.
and i took the shower thing(whats that call? water come out from there that one)
and turn on the tap.
end up, jean's toilet got 2 of them!!!!!
one is fixed and another one is the one i'm holding on.
i turn on the wrong one -__-"
and .........

i am so freaking wet.

tsk. 笨。我知道啦！

2. alvin and i went to play the lift.
he damn bo liao lo.
say what the life voice damn nice.
he wanna hear.
so we took the lift up and stop at almost every level.
lol!!!

AND THAT ALVIN WENT TO STEAL THE BANGALA'S BROOM!
and hide it in the bin.
wtf?
okay, he threw it into the bin.
damn XX(fill in the blank with appropriate description) right this kinda of person?
and acted how the bangala will react tomorrow!!!
i was laughing like mad and i lost my balance.
i tripped and my 脚软.
cant stand up.
wahaha, damn freaking funny lo.

yawn. got to do my Ochem.
gute nacht.
AUF WIEDERSEHEN.

Students,

please take note that with effects from 16/1/08.
pcb, ccb, pb, cb, nm,lj is being ban in tag board
located at http://addictedtoyew.blogspot.com.
Only verbs like fuck and siao peh are being encourage to be use in the tags.

MR. Alvin Tan Ming Hui of admission number 074xxxx, please kindly take note of this new rule as you are a repeat offender.

your co-operation is kindly appreciated.
Thank you very much & have a nice day.

yours sincerely,
Lee Jingyi,
(CEO of addictedtoyew.blogspot.com)

i saw a cockroach in the toilet.
it was struggling like hell!
WHAHAH.

not i step de!
not me.
think is my house that fatty bom bom.
my brother.
tsk, i feel so sad for it. (okay, i'll name it as ah teng)
cos my brother is mfucking 80plus kg.
twice of me leh.
ah teng's life so cham, worse then ah hock(the cockroach i killed that day).

so i decided to save it from the pain.
i sprayed bygone on it.
WHAHAHHA!!!!
must be grateful hor, ah teng.

but you dont have to come visit me to thank me.
thank yew verli mach.

and i cant control myself.
damn high leh.
so i start laughing.(the animal sound? WHAHAH!)
i think my classmates should know which laughter.

and my daddy was like.
wei! dont scare people leh.

i was like -__-.
you got see so chio de ghost anot?
chio de ghost wanna kpkb also can de.
lol.
and he bo heel me turn away?

wtf?
how can liek that no manner leh.
i go tell ah ma cane you.
BYE!!!!!!

OMGosh.

today is stranger day!
cos i said hello, byebye, have a nice day
to most of the strangers in nyp!
whahaha!

FUN FUN FUN!!

but the worse thing is.
whoever i go di siao.
end up....... they are my friend's friend.
wtf? how sway can i get?

first example.
a guy in black walked past.
i said hello!
he bo heel me): but i persisted! and said,
(value of the month in Xinmin. i still remember lo.)
"byebye! have a nice day!!"
and he went into the class.
END UPppPPPPPPP.....
deedee peeped out from the classroom. OMG!!!
her classmate lai de! die.
then they forced that guy to come out to say hello to me,
WHAHAHAH!!! PAISEH lo!

second example.
a BIG group of students is waiting outside the lab.
i spotted the guy in black.
whahah!
and i waved and smile happily at him
and said hello!!!! damn high.(as if me and him very so)
he was so damn fucking shock! song!

and..... shawn walked in with his friends and join that group.
and he smile to me so i waved back.
wtf? HIS CLASSMATE AGAIN?
sway bo? damn paiseh.

so we headed to blk s.
i'm totally out of control cos i said almost hello to everyone.
(smile happily and wave leh!)
some even wave back? WHAHAHA!

example three.
i saw this guy in purple looking out of his class.
heehee.
so i waved and smile hello and walked past.
HE LOOK SIBEI SHOCK lo.

then we u turned again.
and i wave and hello to him again!!!!
then the class is like "shuiiiiii?"(who)
guess what?
i walked back the third time wanna di siao again.
END UP....
i SAW KELVIN LIM IN THE CLASS>
wtf?!
his classmates.

tmd, damn sway.

hais.
end up...
nost of them i saw hello is my friend's friend.
dead.
and i even hello and wave to weiling's friend.
(i dont know they are her friends. and whaen she told me..... its alr too late. lol)
tsk.

I AM SO SORRYYYYYYYY.....people.
dont come di siao me k?
i too sian liao mah.

I AM SO BOREDDDD!!

i am so into the show,
a shot in love.
i think it is avaliable in youtube bah.
lol.

got most of my common test results back.
and they simply sucks!
wtf.
GOODBYE GPA 3.2!!
i think this semester GPA will be lower than 3.
tsk. i'm so dead now.

BUT MY BRAIN JUST REFUSE TO LET ME FOCUS ON WORK!?

i needa study and forget about everything k.
lee jingyi please study k!

amd i must say the visit to the jms?
OMGOSH.
its horrible.
i mean the attire.
wtf.
we still needa wear shower caps like.
WTFFFFFFF??!!
i look horrible.
freaking hell!

stop.
DONT FUCKING EVER ASK ME HOWS THE TRIP.
i will reply "wtf" to you.
hah, try me.

so many things happened.
i'm confuse.
tsk. SUPER CONFUSED.
hah, karma.

okay, this is totally off today's post.
i kept seeing sky on tv.
in the show golden path channel 8@ 9pm.
its so funny.
i'm so not laughing at him, please.
weird tha funny. not haha- that funny k.
its like so funny to see someone you know on tv shows.
haha


OUR CLASS NEW SCANDAL.
totally in love.
COUPLE WEAR>
WHAHAHA.

okay lah. cos i know it is totally paiseh can?
cos i wore EXACTLY the same as junhao that day!( quitelong ago)
i just cant forget this incident. tsk.
it almost took my life away.
red shirt with black skinnies.
i mean if i wore the same as a girl is okay lah,
but with a guy?!
WTF?! that is living hell lo.
PAISEH! i'm so dead. kill me.


you know who they are. LOL

i feel like crying now.
and i dont know why.

freak! crying makes me feel gay.

okay. maybe i do know why,
but i dont feel like saying it.
so dont ask me about it.
thanks.

SUCKERS.

NEW TAGBOARD.
tag please.
look kinda stupid with only my tag.
angels devils whatever you are,
you can tag. LOL!!

no time to blog!
got to complete my stuffs.
hais.
Organic chem, Epc log book, maths..... etc.
tsk, i'm so dead.

i just plead zeek bean, to do
my e quiz.
tsk, pathetic.
i'm a sucker in maths, hais.

I'M 100% LADY LO!
WHAT FREAKING 95% MALE 5%FEMALE.
AND THE FREAKO 5% COMES FROM MY LOOK?
WTF?
okay, i am so gonna jump down the building,
with an umbrella.

eei eei yamata!!!....
tak mao tak mao... tak tak mao...
LOL!!!!!!
(my class ji tiao siao one lo, and that exclude me(: )
you wont understand.
its our joke.

i'll explain to you all and i swear you all
will laugh till you have cramps.

LOG BOOK, tsk, LOG BOOK.
okay,
i gtg now.
):
Tschius!

jean pointed me middle finger that day(sat).
i dont know to cry or laugh lo.

tsk, she said i am a good teacher.

she is currently learning how to be lian
from me, (BUT I AM NOT EVEN LIAN?!)
lol.

those vocabs she learn from me.
kp, chao bin? (she said chaobin, i think is jiaobin bah?), diao, gin, bio, diao kia, bia,
middle finger and many more.
tsk, i think lj and cb she learn it herself.
OMG,

see, she is from bad to worse.

can you imagine some one look so taitai-ish
scold these words?

she is a fast learner i guess.
LOL!!!!

let me repeat one more time.
I AM SO NOT LIAN and i dont know
why she wants to learn from me.
tsk.

i help out during openhouse okay!
BME booth.
thursday and saturday.
THURSDAY is so so boring.
cos i'm alone. ):

i'm so so sorry ellice.
i dua you again, put you aeroplane ):
tsk, when you say no worries its okay.
i'm like so damn guilty lo.
this is the last time i'll dua you k (:
heehee.

Saturday.
went for open house.
BME booth is so not interesting.
so weiling and i is always at mecharonics?/ ecc/ manufacturing booth.
robots are so so fun. lol.
WHY OUR BOOTH SO BO LIAO ONE?!?!

jean minghui belinda and belinda friend's sherry? came to look for us.
they ended early. tsk.
i still have to liek so thick skin ask can we go home?
wtf.

then jean minghui weiling went bugis
to meet alvin.
had becko? how to spell sia.
the food is nice. (:
chat chat and went shopping.
I'M A HAPPY GIRL.
COS I BOUGHT MY BLACK SHORTS AND BLACK CARDIGEN.
cancel them off my shppping list!
i'm so black nowadays,
i bought a black top too. wtf.

saw ah yong and jalvin?
when we are about to leave bugis street.
i keep wondering is that ah yong.
cos he is with jalvin.
like no link leh, so i went into the shop.
AH YONG WHY YOU GO BUY SO GAY DE BAG?
lol.

never see him for so long liao.

went mos burger for a little snack,
main motive is to SIT.
jean the ahlian left first.

we chatted a little longer and went off too.

tsk, what a tiring saturday.
(:

Auf wiedersehen.
i got to finish copying anatomy and return to weiling tml.

i killed a cockroach that day.
OMG.
i'm so damn high while killing it.
WOOOHOOOO.....

dont fucking tell me about animal abuse or whatever.
cockroach is not even an animal lo.
haha.

that cockroach climbed onto my feet.
it must be thinking,
"heehee, i wanna scare this girl.
hear her screaming damn shuang and high leh."

but too bad.
I'M NOT SCARE OF IT!
WHAHAHA.

i took a pice of tissuse,
place onto it.
then step on it, lightly(make sure i only make it paralysed)
*MHUAHAHA and step on it *ahem*
i can imagine it pleading me...

阿bui，手下流情。
不要沙我！！

imagine it begging me, damn shuang.
okay lo.
i dont step on you liao.
i 35kg nia mah *ahem*
also not that heavy.

thennnn....
i took out bygone and WHAHAHA,
spray spray... heehee.

it struggled and struggled.
then it stop.

see that kum gong cockroach struggle damn high lo!
WHAHAHA....
high leh.

VICTORY!!

yi ju gong.
er ju gong.
san ju gong.

the body still in the kitchen.
i very kind hearted de mah.
must put

七七 四十九 天。
lol.

I'M TYPING IN CAPS.
COS I FEEL DAMN FUCKINH TULAN NOW!!!!

WHERE IS MY BLOODY FUCKING ORGANIC CHEMISTRY TUTORIAL 8 PAPER?!
WTF.
I CANT FIND IT!!!!

SHUT UP.
ITS IS SO NOT IN THE DUSTBIN.
AND OF COURSE NOT FLUSHED DOWN THE BOWL!

FREAKOOOOOOOO.... my tutorial 8 ):

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.......

WHERE IS MY TUTORIAL 8?!?!?
TMD.

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

okay. i got nothing better to do.
so i'll just upload some photos
taken during christmas eve.

and i know i know.
all of you will be asking why photo inside only
got me and blah blah.
FIND ONE PHOTO WITHOUT LEEJINGYI can anot.
answer is impossible.
cos my fucking laptop decided to be naughty and try to act "lag"

so i got no choice but to delete all the photos
with me inside.
lol.
if you wanna the rest of the photos?
find the camera's owner. thank you.

wtf. i'm sitting beside a ti go.

my face look even rounder beside someone so slim.
lol. fats jingyi, fats!

haha, i was laughing madly at the photo.

my legs look some how like pig legs,
I HAVE TO EXERCISE soon. DIET PLEASE.



ohmyfuckinggod. my classmate ji tao is siao one lo.
techno lao ti go! wtf.
i bet all the girls that admire him ran away,
but is there any in the first place? lol.
wtf.

liting lizhong alvin weiling jingyi minghui clement.


he is my laoda. i'm his gina.
he always ask me to go and play with my ma sak.

super candid. see the hole on my head?
see, i told you.
i'm getting bald. tsk.
very sad you know, jio me go beijing 101 please.



END.

AUF WIEDERSEHEN.

我感觉我好了解你oh。
哈哈！
陈俊勇。

你的事我都知道leh。
每件事吧。

你没次半夜吃什么我都知道oh！
lol。

okay, i'm kinda bored.

so i'll just upload some photos we

took during new year's eve.

i'm yaoming, meiyi is jacky chan.

loll. (the tv ads lah.)

still trying to hide my pimple.

wtf. xiuying love this photo.

cos she had never been taller than us for
the past 6 years. wtf.

we help her fufill her wish

just like mr kohfufill mine by letting me be the IT rap.

my dream ): i help

him set up his ohp. wtf.

see, i told you. she's short.

nanny nanny poopoo.

xy giveing the kanbatte sign,

and i'm acting cute.

tsk, error. pris is trying to act cute not me.

we are too poor. no money buy shirt.

only can wear xms/poly free gift shirt.

we almost killed meiyi that night. HOHO

self timer 2 sec is too fast luh, wtf.

siao.

xy look so 阴嫌。本性难易。 tsk

车死！（cheers）

okay，i didnt manage to open it.

meiyi force open it and it went POP.

everyone screamed like siao.

cos we thought we are gonna be disfigured.

okay, i thought only.

cos they are disfigured anyway, even without being disfigured.

LOL!!!! i'm sorry girls, i still love you all MUACKZXX.

okay, i'm still trying to hide my pimple. sad!

i hate backviews.

i can see a hole on my head!

i'm going bald. die!

see, their hair a lot. no holes):

cheers!

这是pris的idea，

她有神精病，我们只好听她的。

怕她拿刀砍我们oh.

她是我的女人了。洞房！！！！

lol。

tsk, i'm still trying to cover my pimple.

she is drunk.

i dotn know what me and pris is doing to her.

we are trying to attack pris.

i dont know why.

they seems so high when i mopped the floor

and i swear they snap at least 5/6 pic

and took a video.

but i dont dare to post the video cos they said something about pph.

tsk.

see! they claimed that they did not see me mop the floor before.

wtf?!

i said i'm ha li po ter,

but pris said i'm sabrina the teenage witch.

THE END.