i don't know why.. seriously some people should just get a life man.
it's like super irritating when strangers come to disturb you.
like wtf?
you all seriously think that "di siao-ing"(disturbing) a girl will attract her attention?
NO. it will just give her a bad impression. (:
BOOOOOOOOOOO~ get a life.
above topic got nothing to do with spamming.
kinda pissed so just type it out.
i spammed ber's tagboard with this.
passerby: YOYOYO
30 Jul 08, 22:58passerbya: MY NAME IS PASSER BY. MY SIR NAME IS A. COOL BO? MY LAO PEH IS MR A
30 Jul 08, 22:59passerbyB: damn cool siol. my lao peh is MR B. woohoo. maybe we are somehow connected.
30 Jul 08, 22:59passerbyA: how are we connected?
30 Jul 08, 22:59passerbyB: through the alphabets?
30 Jul 08, 23:00passerbyA: very funny.... i forgot to laugh *roll eyes* LAME LAH YOU
30 Jul 08, 23:01passerbyC: sibei lame man!!!
30 Jul 08, 23:02passerbyA: SIBEI not lame hor, die father very sad one. <-- my papa say one
HAHAHAH okay lar.
all the passerbys are ME ME ME. :D
i think i got split personality.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
DY AND XX
i'm super kaypo to the MAX.
but kinda interesting. HAHA.
please read.
http://xxvsdy.blogspot.com/2008/07/is-dawn-yang-arissas-clone-judge-it.html
Dawnyang and Arissa is really like clone?
quoted form the blog, "ppl are saying tat dawn is using arissa as a template for her surgery."
interesting blog.
http://theliesofdawn.blogspot.com/
'Most common victims are Nira Chan, Arissaluna, and Fiona Xie.'
ARISSA is the person Dawn copied. From awe, Dawn slowly decided she is better than Arissa and started to loathe being copied. She wants to bring Arissa down by spreading untrue rumours about Arissa.
NIRA CHAN graced the cover of the very first issue of Playeur magazine. Somewhere in the middle of that same magazine is Dawn's spread. Why does she hate Nira? Because Dawn was promised the COVER, but Nira's photos were nicer than hers.
FIONA XIE is another celebrity Dawn hates. Why? We can only guess it is because Dawn also knows Fiona went for surgery (in Dawn's books she did), but yet only Dawn is getting shit from it. So unfair, right? No... People hate you because you are fake inside and out, Dawn.
she(i don't know if dy is really the writter?) attack felica chin about plastic surgery too.
*shrugs*
read if you are as kaypo as me.
HAHAHAHA.
but kinda interesting. HAHA.
please read.
http://xxvsdy.blogspot.com/2008/07/is-dawn-yang-arissas-clone-judge-it.html
Dawnyang and Arissa is really like clone?
quoted form the blog, "ppl are saying tat dawn is using arissa as a template for her surgery."
interesting blog.
http://theliesofdawn.blogspot.com/
'Most common victims are Nira Chan, Arissaluna, and Fiona Xie.'
ARISSA is the person Dawn copied. From awe, Dawn slowly decided she is better than Arissa and started to loathe being copied. She wants to bring Arissa down by spreading untrue rumours about Arissa.
NIRA CHAN graced the cover of the very first issue of Playeur magazine. Somewhere in the middle of that same magazine is Dawn's spread. Why does she hate Nira? Because Dawn was promised the COVER, but Nira's photos were nicer than hers.
FIONA XIE is another celebrity Dawn hates. Why? We can only guess it is because Dawn also knows Fiona went for surgery (in Dawn's books she did), but yet only Dawn is getting shit from it. So unfair, right? No... People hate you because you are fake inside and out, Dawn.
she(i don't know if dy is really the writter?) attack felica chin about plastic surgery too.
*shrugs*
read if you are as kaypo as me.
HAHAHAHA.
no life is my life yo.
life sibei sianxzxz. (sound so ...)
no life is my life yo.
marketing test tomorrow, biomaterials on thurs and bioelectronics on fri.
medical imaging project to be submitted on thurs.
HAIS. i needa break.
i did something amazing that day!
WHAHEEHOO.
aiya, say liao you all also will reply 'chey' only.
:D
things i needa do in my life which i dont dare to do it.
- wear contact lens. (don't laugh kay. DID YOU ALL KNOW WHAT IS THE FEELING OF ALMOST BEING BLIND? i did okay. )
- trim my eyebrow.
- get close to worms.
- get close to snails.
- suntan!
(everyone know i hate to be under the sun, thats why i cancel my M1 line.)
wah, sibei colddd..... *brrrrrr*
i'm moving to Pluto soon.
is there any oxygen or whatever there in the first place?
cos' i heard that there is no sun there, only like 12/18 moons?!
WOOHOO. this is life man.
Pluto's life is my life yo!
hungry ghosts festival is here soon.
feel free to right click my photo and print them out.
WHAHAHAHAH.
no life is my life yo.
marketing test tomorrow, biomaterials on thurs and bioelectronics on fri.
medical imaging project to be submitted on thurs.
HAIS. i needa break.
i did something amazing that day!
WHAHEEHOO.
aiya, say liao you all also will reply 'chey' only.
:D
things i needa do in my life which i dont dare to do it.
- wear contact lens. (don't laugh kay. DID YOU ALL KNOW WHAT IS THE FEELING OF ALMOST BEING BLIND? i did okay. )
- trim my eyebrow.
- get close to worms.
- get close to snails.
- suntan!
(everyone know i hate to be under the sun, thats why i cancel my M1 line.)
wah, sibei colddd..... *brrrrrr*
i'm moving to Pluto soon.
is there any oxygen or whatever there in the first place?
cos' i heard that there is no sun there, only like 12/18 moons?!
WOOHOO. this is life man.
Pluto's life is my life yo!
hungry ghosts festival is here soon.
feel free to right click my photo and print them out.
WHAHAHAHAH.
if i'mma gonna eat papaya/ carrot/ celery...
i'll make sure i stay at home without light for the next 2 days!
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Studying on weekends are for nerds.
hello world! <-- do too much Cprogramming.
I'm nerd lulu. I went to Woodlands library to study for my test with lingling, bear, yellow and porky. hais, We were being chased out of the kids corner &Mcdonalds so we ended up studying at lingling's place. I totally forgot my nerdy glasses today and i almost stepped on a pile of dung. Then, the aircon bus made my glasses foggy and i almost got hitted by a car as i could not see what is in front of me.(CRAP)
- lulu lee
okay, i'm back.
no wait. now, i got to go.
needa wake up at 6am tml!
BYEBYE.
I'm nerd lulu. I went to Woodlands library to study for my test with lingling, bear, yellow and porky. hais, We were being chased out of the kids corner &Mcdonalds so we ended up studying at lingling's place. I totally forgot my nerdy glasses today and i almost stepped on a pile of dung. Then, the aircon bus made my glasses foggy and i almost got hitted by a car as i could not see what is in front of me.(CRAP)
- lulu lee
okay, i'm back.
no wait. now, i got to go.
needa wake up at 6am tml!
BYEBYE.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Happy birthday Belinda Soh Sing Yee.
HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY!
makes me feel damn old lar. ):
you this bloody slut, stop saying that its such a waste that MY occupation is not a prostitute.
bitch/bastard. (<-- you got identity crisis)
HAHAHA. whatever.
enjoy your dayyyy... and please reply those passerbys!
jean's new mac book.
HAHAHA.
i like this photo.
i like this too!
sorry, sagged....
the rest of the photos are in jean's hp.
i'm going for blood donation on tuesday!!
i dont care, i wanna go.
HAHAHAH.
after tuesday i can finally starve myself!
LOL~
update later.
makes me feel damn old lar. ):
you this bloody slut, stop saying that its such a waste that MY occupation is not a prostitute.
bitch/bastard. (<-- you got identity crisis)
HAHAHA. whatever.
enjoy your dayyyy... and please reply those passerbys!
jean's new mac book.
HAHAHA.
i like this photo.
i like this too!
sorry, sagged....
the rest of the photos are in jean's hp.
i'm going for blood donation on tuesday!!
i dont care, i wanna go.
HAHAHAH.
after tuesday i can finally starve myself!
LOL~
update later.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
craps
they are no longer songs for children anymore.
tsktsk.
the more we get together.
clement version:
the more we f together, together, together.
the more we f together, the hornier we'll be.
my partner is your partner, you partner is my partner.
the more we f together, the hornier we'll be...
like wtf? tsk, dirty old man think of dirty old lyrics.
*shake head*
世上只有妈妈好 my father's version：
世上只有妈妈好，
有钱的妈妈就是宝。
没钱妈妈就是草啊，
幸福也没了。
see get what i mean? LOL!
my new abcs....
A for Angmotan, B for bacheeku, C for CeeKuay, D for D24, E for Eng cai....
tsktsk.
the more we get together.
clement version:
the more we f together, together, together.
the more we f together, the hornier we'll be.
my partner is your partner, you partner is my partner.
the more we f together, the hornier we'll be...
like wtf? tsk, dirty old man think of dirty old lyrics.
*shake head*
世上只有妈妈好 my father's version：
世上只有妈妈好，
有钱的妈妈就是宝。
没钱妈妈就是草啊，
幸福也没了。
see get what i mean? LOL!
my new abcs....
A for Angmotan, B for bacheeku, C for CeeKuay, D for D24, E for Eng cai....
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Anime.
SERIOUSLY, NO LIFE IS MY LIFE.
I STAYED AT HOME FOR ALMOST EVERY WEEKEND.
AND I HAVEN'T BEEN SHOPPING FOR LIKE.... SO LONG?
THE ONLY THING I'M DOING NOW IS WATCHING ANIME.
HAHAHA!
I NEED MORE TIME FOR MY ANIME.
IF I HAVE TIME, I'LL CONTINUE MY BLEACH, ONE PIECE, PRINCE OF TENNIS AND NINJA SCROLL?
if i have 48 hours a day..... ):
got go chiong my thermofluid lab report nowwwwwwwww.
gute nacht.
saya lawa tak? lol!
I STAYED AT HOME FOR ALMOST EVERY WEEKEND.
AND I HAVEN'T BEEN SHOPPING FOR LIKE.... SO LONG?
THE ONLY THING I'M DOING NOW IS WATCHING ANIME.
HAHAHA!
I NEED MORE TIME FOR MY ANIME.
IF I HAVE TIME, I'LL CONTINUE MY BLEACH, ONE PIECE, PRINCE OF TENNIS AND NINJA SCROLL?
if i have 48 hours a day..... ):
got go chiong my thermofluid lab report nowwwwwwwww.
gute nacht.
saya lawa tak? lol!
random ranting
i don't know why jacob leo refuse to let us know our results for bioimaging?
he is so haha...weird.
): i wanna know my results leh!
WOO! year 2 semester 1 is coming to an end soonnnnnn.
:D
one more report and 2 more programming to go yo!
luckily suneetha cancelled our c# thingy. double YAY.
but exams are coming soon. ):
SIANxzx lor.
please help me pray my mathematics, thermofluid and bioelectronics can get at least C+ or above?
no more Ds this semester man.
may guan yin ma bless those who pray for me. lol
I FINALLY HAVE TIME TO TRIM MY HAIR.
WOO. AND I THINK I LOOK FUNNY WITH FRINGE?
actually there is not much difference after my hair cut. LOL.
(i wished i'm 15 years old. i wanna be 15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
he is so haha...weird.
): i wanna know my results leh!
WOO! year 2 semester 1 is coming to an end soonnnnnn.
:D
one more report and 2 more programming to go yo!
luckily suneetha cancelled our c# thingy. double YAY.
but exams are coming soon. ):
SIANxzx lor.
please help me pray my mathematics, thermofluid and bioelectronics can get at least C+ or above?
no more Ds this semester man.
may guan yin ma bless those who pray for me. lol
I FINALLY HAVE TIME TO TRIM MY HAIR.
WOO. AND I THINK I LOOK FUNNY WITH FRINGE?
actually there is not much difference after my hair cut. LOL.
(i wished i'm 15 years old. i wanna be 15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Monday, July 21, 2008
Sunday, July 20, 2008
I HAVE TO BELIEVE MYSELF!!!
went to causeway point to meet ber and weiling.
i was late for an hour plus again. :x
HAHA!
I STILL CANT FREAKING DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN CAUSEWAY POINT AND CENTREPOINT!!!
haha!
went library to study. (miracle, i don't go library one lor)
went home around 10plus11?
saw Jacus on my way home.
HAHAHA!
his jw is to the extreme manxzx.
and i saw Linda and Dickson too on the bus, WHAHAHA.
see, i told ya, Singapore is damn small.
JOKE OF THE DAY.
that day during lesson....
liting stole ber's hand phone and lizhong switch off the phone.
seriously no one know about it.
ber: where is my phone?! *search*
jingyi: eh faster find!!! i got text you something....
wh: *turn around and smile* what happened? <--- bo tai bi ji laugh for what?
jingyi: must be wh!! he keep laughing lor. he take one.
*we keep insist that wh took her phone but he said he did not take it*
minghui and clement started to join in.
and we thought minghui took ber's phone.
END UP THEY ALL CLAIMED THAT I STOLE BER'S PHONE!!!
them: you see she keep laughing. must be her lar.
me: NOT ME!
them: must be her!!! jingyi.
*trying to psyco everyone that i took ber's phone*
me: is i take one meh?
i started to doubt myself. -_-"
i thought i really took her phone. and i begin to search my belongings.(wtf, obviously is not me but i thought i really took her phone and forgot all about it.)
it's not even in my bag lor!!!
zzzzz... end up liting return ber's her phone.
wtf? hais, in every one's mind I'm a thief.
):
AND I DONT EVEN BELIEVE MYSELF. wtf?
DIE LAR.
must be bimbo syndrome.
i was late for an hour plus again. :x
HAHA!
I STILL CANT FREAKING DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN CAUSEWAY POINT AND CENTREPOINT!!!
haha!
went library to study. (miracle, i don't go library one lor)
went home around 10plus11?
saw Jacus on my way home.
HAHAHA!
his jw is to the extreme manxzx.
and i saw Linda and Dickson too on the bus, WHAHAHA.
see, i told ya, Singapore is damn small.
JOKE OF THE DAY.
that day during lesson....
liting stole ber's hand phone and lizhong switch off the phone.
seriously no one know about it.
ber: where is my phone?! *search*
jingyi: eh faster find!!! i got text you something....
wh: *turn around and smile* what happened? <--- bo tai bi ji laugh for what?
jingyi: must be wh!! he keep laughing lor. he take one.
*we keep insist that wh took her phone but he said he did not take it*
minghui and clement started to join in.
and we thought minghui took ber's phone.
END UP THEY ALL CLAIMED THAT I STOLE BER'S PHONE!!!
them: you see she keep laughing. must be her lar.
me: NOT ME!
them: must be her!!! jingyi.
*trying to psyco everyone that i took ber's phone*
me: is i take one meh?
i started to doubt myself. -_-"
i thought i really took her phone. and i begin to search my belongings.(wtf, obviously is not me but i thought i really took her phone and forgot all about it.)
it's not even in my bag lor!!!
zzzzz... end up liting return ber's her phone.
wtf? hais, in every one's mind I'm a thief.
):
AND I DONT EVEN BELIEVE MYSELF. wtf?
DIE LAR.
must be bimbo syndrome.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Helping JONATHAN YUAN to advertise.SUPPORT PLEASE!
Interested in the products below?
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Night Safari
Famous Amos
The Factory Chocolat
Cake Avenue
Night Safari Admission Ticket w/o Tram Ride (Adult)
Usual :$22.00
Now: $19.00
13% off.
FAMOUS AMOS –TRULY THE CHIP MADE FOR THE NEXT GENERATION!
cookies avaliable:
No Nut Chocolate Chip
ButterScotchChip with Pecan Nut
Double Chocolate Chip and Pecan
Cakes Avenue cheesecake!
All cheesecakes are 16 cm in diameter
All cheesecakes comes in box packaging
Cakes Avaliable:
Tiramisu Cheese Cakes
New York Cheese Cakes
Oreo Cheese Cakes
Blueberry Cheese Cakes
Usual: $29.00
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The factory chocolat
Flavours avaliable:
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If you are interested, i can send you the more detailed powerpointslides.
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School
School as usual today.
haha.
well, the only thing is that ah yong came to nyp today.
didn;t see him for so long man.
hope you pass your btt. HAHA.
get well soon, if not i'll call you bai ka yong.
NEEDA DO MY MARKETING REPORT AND MATHS now!
haha.
well, the only thing is that ah yong came to nyp today.
didn;t see him for so long man.
hope you pass your btt. HAHA.
get well soon, if not i'll call you bai ka yong.
NEEDA DO MY MARKETING REPORT AND MATHS now!
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Anorexic
HELLO WORLD.
i wanna be Anorexic.
please let me be anorexic!!!
i don't wanna eat. i wanna starve myself, please.
(reply from belinda)
bo ko leng one lah u...
i wanna be Anorexic.
please let me be anorexic!!!
i don't wanna eat. i wanna starve myself, please.
(reply from belinda)
bo ko leng one lah u...
张鸟话 and his joke.
(Take out a small bowl, pour in some oil, light a fire on the oil. What is it??? Make a guess!!)
(1:53 AM) 李静怡:
i wanna guess your riddle!
(1:54 AM) 李静怡:
散风点火
(1:55 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
your head!!!
(1:55 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
everyone guess correct
(1:55 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
you the only gundu!!1
(1:55 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
hahaha
(1:55 AM) 李静怡:
WEI
(1:55 AM) 李静怡:
change for what
(1:55 AM) 李静怡:
i wanna guess again
(1:55 AM) 李静怡:
chnage back!!!!
(1:56 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
haha, they say lame
(1:56 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
so I change back lo
(1:56 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
Take out a small bowl, pour in some oil, light a fire on the oil. What is it??? Make a guess!!
(1:56 AM) 李静怡:
fire?
(1:56 AM) 李静怡:
curry?
(1:56 AM) 李静怡:
candle?
(1:57 AM) 李静怡:
earthquake?
(1:57 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
you are the big gundu of the month man
(1:57 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
hahaha!
(1:57 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
ALL WRONG!!!
(1:58 AM) 李静怡:
then what? is your riddle stupid.
(1:58 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
no lo!
(1:58 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
everyone can guess correct in one guess
(1:58 AM) 李静怡:
lame riddle. no standard riddles!!!!
(1:59 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
only you cannot get correct
(1:59 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
haha
(1:59 AM) 李静怡:
okay, i gonna post in my blog!!! see who know lor. i bet no one know!!!
(1:59 AM) 李静怡:
what is the answer? bowl?
(1:59 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
it's (censored. please make a guess people)
(1:59 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
haha
(1:59 AM) 李静怡:
.... low class.
(2:00 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
what low class
(2:00 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
is you gundu
(2:00 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
haha
(2:04 AM) 李静怡:
you and your low class joke.
make a guess? please.
i wanna prove that i'm not gundu.
THANKS!!!!
(1:53 AM) 李静怡:
i wanna guess your riddle!
(1:54 AM) 李静怡:
散风点火
(1:55 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
your head!!!
(1:55 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
everyone guess correct
(1:55 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
you the only gundu!!1
(1:55 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
hahaha
(1:55 AM) 李静怡:
WEI
(1:55 AM) 李静怡:
change for what
(1:55 AM) 李静怡:
i wanna guess again
(1:55 AM) 李静怡:
chnage back!!!!
(1:56 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
haha, they say lame
(1:56 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
so I change back lo
(1:56 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
Take out a small bowl, pour in some oil, light a fire on the oil. What is it??? Make a guess!!
(1:56 AM) 李静怡:
fire?
(1:56 AM) 李静怡:
curry?
(1:56 AM) 李静怡:
candle?
(1:57 AM) 李静怡:
earthquake?
(1:57 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
you are the big gundu of the month man
(1:57 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
hahaha!
(1:57 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
ALL WRONG!!!
(1:58 AM) 李静怡:
then what? is your riddle stupid.
(1:58 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
no lo!
(1:58 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
everyone can guess correct in one guess
(1:58 AM) 李静怡:
lame riddle. no standard riddles!!!!
(1:59 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
only you cannot get correct
(1:59 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
haha
(1:59 AM) 李静怡:
okay, i gonna post in my blog!!! see who know lor. i bet no one know!!!
(1:59 AM) 李静怡:
what is the answer? bowl?
(1:59 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
it's (censored. please make a guess people)
(1:59 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
haha
(1:59 AM) 李静怡:
.... low class.
(2:00 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
what low class
(2:00 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
is you gundu
(2:00 AM) **LOVE IS BEAUTI:
haha
(2:04 AM) 李静怡:
you and your low class joke.
make a guess? please.
i wanna prove that i'm not gundu.
THANKS!!!!
Mathematics jokes
i don't know that we can use mathematics equation for English?
HAHAHA. nice one.
inverse?
NICE ONE. AHAHAHA!!! i don't think i dare to do this in my maths paper.
this person is damn cool lar!
matrix? lol~
very funny peter? i think it is really funny man.
haha.
i still remember one chemistry joke by my classmate, low junkai.
what are noble gases?
gases that came from noble family.
and mrs annie ng is so damn pissed.
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