Sunday, December 30, 2007

tsk. i went in audi,
scold fucking lots of ahem* cough.
and i decided to quit and do my lab report.

this stupid chinmum and ahsong.
retard people with sick and ugly, unglam ign.
tmd. i lousy cannot ah.
i sucks in audi, i dont deny.

but who are you to say me? fucker.
you are not even fit to say me lo.

semi naked char in audi. with 6packs.
i doubt you got 6packs in real life lo.
OMG<>
super duper fat with mopiang using that char and said i'm lousy.
OMFG. get this image out of my brain.

kiss my ass, please. both of you.

no. wait.
i think my ass is too expensive for you this low class pest.

kiss my feet instead.
yes feet. you can kiss both my left and right foot.
KPKB.
wtf, scold me noob say walau,
look at her score man.
(we playing team)
....... say a lot of fucking kns thing.

so i replied, : shut up fuccker.
who you think you are? cb.
you got no rights to say anthing about me,
fuck off and die? cant remember.

lol.

but people help me scold them too.
HAAHEEHOO>

*make armpit fart sounds at ahsong and chinmun*
*stick out tongue jiao bin*

okay, i'm childish, so?

i shall curse and swear you fucking people with fucking ugly looks.
HOHO.
jiu du fuu ren xin what.

okay, if they claim that that are not ugly,
they are always welcome to send me their friendster url.
LOL. (as if they will read my post,)

pui pui pui.
i hate talking to ugly and fucking people.
AUF WIEDERSEHEN.

*cursing while pulishing this post.
lol!

stop saying i'm mean in msn cos i post alvin's songka photo.
haha.

i still got accomplices one de leh.
eg. clement and weiling.
you two dont deny ah.

wanghe and minghui also part of it lo.
even if they did not chap ji ka, but they know what we are doing and
they did not stop us!
HAHAHAH

tsk, wanghe. tsk.
till now still laughing.next day liao leh.
wrong x2.

Alvin also got wrong.
cos he never siam, but he let us take his photo.
if he siam, we wont have the chance to take and edit it alr right?
LOL!!!

so, you can always go to their msn to nag at them instead of mine.
HAHAHA.

wo bu zhi dao.
wo zhen de bu zhi dao
*give you all an innocent face*

okay, very random.
how to be a gentlemen?
written by Prof. lee jingyi.

1) always open the door for the ladies.
(if you don't know this, can you see the window? jump out and try to fly.)

2) applies to double deck bus, escalator, stairs or whatever.
always let the girl to climb up the stairs first.
but if your are getting down, please for god sake,
guys should get down first followed by the girl.
why?(use your pea brain to think. -_-" you should know why.)

3) always carry the trays/shopping bag for girls.
and don't be mean, girls. don't fucking ask your bf to carry your cute little fucking handbags.
lol. they look stupid with it.

4) i know guys tend to eat faster then the girl.
finished your food? its your problem, be patient lah. wait and don't stare at us.

5) let the girls board the bus/ mrt/ taxi/ cars/ whatever shit first can?
this is common senses. wth.

6) its not very nice to use vulgarities in front of the girl.
do it behind her back.

7) don't ogle at other girls when we are talking to you.
when you are with your friends. you wanna ogle, watch porn or whatever shit
we dont care.

8) if the girl is wearing skirt and heels with straps.
and the straps came off,
please bend down and tie/put on for her.
please lah, she confirm will zhao gen if she do it herself.
(i know you guys wish she will zhao gen right? but please control leh.)

9) try to pee faster can anot? dont make the girl wait outside the toilet.
guys should be the one waiting.
(dont understand why some guys take so long, unzip pee and zip back nia what
and you guys dont even wash your hands, so why so long?)


okay, stop.
i cant think of any ideas anymore. lol

AUF WIEDERSEHEN.

Saturday, December 29, 2007

i dont know what is freaking wrong with me.
i'm having mood swings when i'm not even having period now.
so its definitely not pms. LOL.

i hate wo ke yi by even yo,
cos its a fucking stupid song to me.
sorry evan's fans, the song is nice lah.
but it make me think of him.

fucking stupid him.


i feel so stupid.
i feel like slapping myself twice,
yes. not once, but twice.

HELLO LEE JINGYI.
WAKE UP MAN.


i better clean up my fucking dirty smelly room,
cos my gfs are coming over to stay.

WHY MY HOUSE AH?

OHYA, there is one fucking funny photo of alvin. heehee
kinda evil.
i laughed till i cant breathe,
stomach cramp like shit.
its freaking funny.


he sold his photo to me at a price of 60cents,
one ice cream cone.
lol
this really deserve two thumbs up.

look!!!


kua kua kuaaaa....
opps, i'm sorry.
i'm mother fucking bored.
tsk.

I SAID I'M CRYSTAL MAIDEN, NOT WHAT FUCKING DEATH FUCKING PERSON.
OKAY, prophet.
*ahem*

remember ah, crystal maiden.
*cough*

and to remind you something kan important,

jingyi is very chio. thank you very much for remembering it.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

i spent my Christmas eve eve eve
(which is sat, 22nd)
with meiyi priscilla xiuying sheila jingxian shihui.
as you can see from the combination above,
other than gossiping, i doubt we got other things to do.
haha.

sheila is so so so late lo!

took A LOT of photos.
upload them when i receive ALL.
:D

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Christmas eve.

one year pass by.
people come and go.
everything is no longer the same anymore.
i lost what i used to have.

i spent my christmas eve& first few hours of christmas
with my poly classmates.
weiling liting lizhong alvin minghui clement.
haha.

(sad to say that i did not spent it with my gfs,
every Christmas we'll stay over at either mine/meiyi's house
but not this year. but its okay, i still enjoy myself. haha)

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meet up with weiling at town.
shopped around.
we bought the same top,
LOL.
then we went crazy in mark& spencer.
cos i love mark& spencer's FOOD.
"its not just food, its mark&spencer food" (their logo?)

then went to bugis to meet minghui liting lizhong and alvin.
we are really late this time. haha.

from town to bugis and fly to vivo. haha.

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went to nydc for our dinner.
i wanted to have their orea cheesecake(cos i have it each time i go there)
but i'm like kinda bloated after eating their spaghetti alr.
so i skip it.
weiling and i shared the wild berry float.
its nice lah.

after dinner,
we spilt into two groups to shop for christmas present.
(cos everyone did not buy)
lol.
we meet up at about 8plus nine.
this time, clement just arrive. OMG.
hahah.

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we trained to vivo.
had a lil snack at carls jr.
while clement have his dinner.

walked to the open space outside.
the christmas tree is omfg CHIO.
okay, nice. ahem*
haha.
took plenty of photos.
but most of them is in lizhong's camera.

so i'll upload them when i receive them.
(i hate resizing photos!)
upload some first.

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whats christmas without a christmas tree?
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weiling.
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with lizhong and my pimple. lol
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with lizhong, my pimple ):
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Alvin. our jiao bins. haha
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trying to act shy luh.
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who want his photo? LELONG LELONG.
7th month can use to pi xie.
the rest of the month can use his photo to fai xie?
good deal eh?
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i twist!
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bucktooth. weiling, dont always smile leh, join wo hao mah? lol
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i really got alot of jiao bins.
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trying to cover the pimple on my cheek.
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the best pose ever.
learn this pose from alvin's mum. LOL
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i almost cover my pimple):
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sibei shock.
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HAHAHHA!!! shoot bird,
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we failed.
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our presents!
no one wants alvin's present.
and clement got it!!!
LOL.
CLEMENT AND ALVIN PLEASE USE IT ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
IF THERE IS HOTPINK I SURE BUY ONE LO.
BUT DONT HAVE):
HAAHEEHOO.
i got clement's present, a card holder.
but i exchange it with minghui cos
he got something damn girl.
(but clement's present is more useful, oh well)
then minghui exchange it with lizhong,
cos lizhong got a piggy bank. LOL.

super funny lah,
best present received.
clement. LOL.
i should take down clement' reaction when he open it.
HOHOHO.

okay. i'll end this post with a chio me!
damn chio.



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chio bo?

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Auf wiedersehen.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

haha.
i'm dead.
i'm so so so tired till i dont feel like moving.
(:

Monday, December 17, 2007

random.

omg.
i almost die of heart attack each
time i saw sky's house/shop/whatever appeared on my hp screen!
HAHAH.

from 60 jump to 120 lo!
dont know why leh?
dont worry lah, it isnt him.
its his mum (:
hohoho.

asked me to work back,
and ask me why i never go visit her. heh.
i dont mind working back lo
cos auntie is really nice to me(to others too) lah.
when you are cold, she gave you cardigen to wear.
even cook me lunch. *winks.
and she is great.

butbutbut.... if i work there, sky must not appear lah.
i know. 99.999999% he wont appear. lol.

aiya, too bad. i helping my mum tml,
if not, i WILL help her.

not because of him thou. :D

and dot you ever dare say i'm bad/mean or whatever shit.
why should i miss someone who dont even miss me right?
waste my efforts/ kill my brain cells.
HAHEHO.

more random.
junhao != (pph please) [cprog lang,]

jingyi: junhao-mon i choose you. go!
junhao: -__-"
oie. you damn childish lo.
jingyi: you go move the books lah, then can evolve?!
junhao: okay i go evolve.

jingyi: talk some more... i put you inside pokeball.
junhao: put lo. and put your mum in also. haha.
jingyi: pokeball too cramp for her liao. she need ultraball.

LOL!!!!!!! very random i know.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

the newspaper said that facebook is very addictive?
lol.
i got an account.
but i seldom log in.
(cos i dont really know how to use it yet :x)
i orbiang cannot meh?!

sian.
i gotta stat doing my lab report now!
although it is just 5% -_-"
wtf.

my hotline is backkkkk....
but i only feel like chatting with friends.
close friends. lol

chatted with roger last night.
end up i bth liao,
so went to sleep.
i was super shock lo.
roger tsk roger.
:D

Auf wiedersehen.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

okay, i'm so lazy to type.
so.... just upload some photos.

went arcade with belinda weiling wanghe clement alvin minghui
then to wanghe's house again on thurs.
his nitentdo(spelling?) kill my right arm.
fat. very fat. after seeing this photo, my vessels choke.
ah, bastard.
act seh. LOL
ahhh hah. the pro. $1.50 wanna play so long.
buay paiseh?
hello.
our pathetic scores. tsk.
no money to take neoprints.

bastard love this photo.
cos' it cant see my face, (bastard is "it" what)
LOL. opps.
today!!! saturday.
i love this photo of that coconut.
stupid woman.
dont know how to appreciate my photography skills.
BLEAH!
i look like zombie. thanks.
tann like siao.

Auf wiedersehen.
i'm dropping german for good. (:

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

paper dolls.
lol.
cute right?
please. i did not kope it from anyone.
it was drawn by alethea and i when we are like?
i dont know how old. (:

why me?!
why must i be sick?
f f f f f x100.
and i swear i'm weaker each day.
sore throat is getting worse.
flu is getting worse. [both holes in my nose decided to jam instead of one.]
cough is getting batter :D
head keep spinning.
BUT I DONT FEEL LIKE VISTING THE bloody doctor.
why?
unless the doctor look like jerry yan in bai se ju ta.
IF NOT I AM BLOODY NOT GOING :p
cos' ugly doctors' medicine taste so ewww...


we went wanghe and jean's house
that day.
and i was like....... why so bloody neat one ah?!
haha.






can you do this?

Auf wiedersehen.

Sunday, December 09, 2007

I SHALL STOP ABUSING PEOPLE FROM TODAY ONWARDS.
lol.
i will try to stop.

cos' i wouldnt want my husband to report
i am abusing him ever since HJYGBH.
lol.

fuck.
maths is killing me!

went jean's house yesterday.
OMG. its like so cozy.
i like her living room.
update another time.


fuck the maths.
especially log& unit step function.

Auf wiedersehen.
ahhh.. wtf.
why must i be bloody sick now?!

down wil sore throat, flu, headache &cough.
and the worse combination is,
SORETHROAT AND FLU.
cos each time i sneeze, my bloody throat
hurt so much.
fuck.
and i sneezed at least thrice in 10mins.

tomorrow is maths[weakest module]!
and i'm sick?!?!?

how lucky?!
i AM so "lucky".
fuck.


ARGH!!!! see, i hate the rain and sun.

Friday, December 07, 2007

UPDATE!

went to wang he's house yesterday.
(thursday)
played mahjong.
weiling and i won 9 Total rounds.
lol.

we won 8 continuous round. :D
WEES!

friday.
stayed till 7pm in school.
):
i'm so bloody tired.
almost till 6pm daily.
FISH.(censored. cos' people complain about my fuck.)

meet pph and went home.
wanted to fetch pris from school but.....
she decided not to stay back lo.
):
yeo yeo yeo.

haha.

and that dumb xiuying
what did you say to my brother?
lol.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

LISTEN TO MY BLOG SONG YO.

i'm like so freaking addicted to it.
anyone got this song?
:D
[i know lah, sharing file is illegeal.]


today biomedical modelling is like?
FUCK.
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FUCK.FUCK.
FUCK.FUCK.
FUCK.FUCK.
FUCK. ^($&_%&_(*#&*#)($)#(*$&^$^&.


FUCK.
):

i didnt even complete it can.
my life is ruin.

er mutter de sie.
that alt huhn tschus, please ask her to f the wall.
ruin ruin ruin...
i wanna gpa 3.2 this semester!!!!
FUCKER.

Monday, December 03, 2007

Anatomy's lesson is like cancelled?
so we have 3 hours OF BREAK!!!
went gecko for lunch.
the food sold today is like? pui.

after lunch, was kinda of boring,
so we played heart attack, "2-0-5", hai dai, number game...
and all sorts of dumb childish game.

screaming and hitting each other like siao!
end up....
everyone's palms is like so red?

i know. C-H-I-L-D-I-S-H lah.
but, FUN what.
haha.

i was laughing like siao.


liting and i wore almost exact same clothes today.
and we didnt notice till?
end of the day.


:D


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(i look fat and ugly. tsk. LOL)

like we attended so many lectures but we didnt
even notice it ourself.

white top, black jeans + grey cardigen.



Auf wiedersehen.

p.s, i manage to wake both of them up.(:
happy x2

Sunday, December 02, 2007

I MUST WAKE UP BY 7AM TML!
its a must.

*shake head*

i have to wake 2 idiots up. :D
one is having exam,
and another one?
if i don't wake him up on time[he will be late lah.],
he'll be debar from exam.
and he dont even wanna set his own alarm.wtf.

tsk. why me out of so many people?):
whatever.

it's fucking 2.45am now!
i better go to bed now,
or......... i have to bear the consequences.

haha.
i MUST sleep now.
yes now!

whateverrrr. gtg NOW.

Auf wiedersehen.
*alt f4*, *poof*.
i'm too bored.
so i decided to read those msg
people had send me in friendster.
some is so ridiculous.

like this alex.
read and laugh.

"Hi,
I saw your friendster profile and I really got to admit that my penis erect like mad when I saw your pictures. If you are the horny type, you can add me on MSN at empowxxxxxxx@hotmail.com.If you are not, then don't bother about this message. Thanks.Have a good day."

(i cross away the last few letters of his email. i'm nice you see.)

i was laughing like mad lo.
my pictures?
i dont remember doing any slutty poses leh.
LOL.

the rest is just like hi, can we exchange no.
or are you open minded.

i was like wtf,

open minded?
do i look like i'm a loose girl?!?!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alex tsk, alex.
i'm not those horny type lah.
i was on the phone just now.
i laughed so badly till i fell off the chair.

wtf.

kill me please.
thank you very much.

Saturday, December 01, 2007

i dont know why.
people keep asking me why they
never see me going to sentosa?
haha.

i was like.... wtf.
whats so good about sun tanning(to me)
i hate the bloody sun.

do you know how many fucking efforts
i did to make myself fairer?
haha.
[sad to say, after i become fairer.
everyone start the cheena thing. ):
i am not from china lah!!!!
my skin tone and looks may look like cheena girls,
but i'm from singapore!]
okay, stop. :D

and uv ray = wrinkles.

so, dont bother asking me to go siloso or whatever.
unless, its after 6pm.
wth.
i deleted my own entry.
F F Fx3

okay, so i'll just cut it short.

went out with my girlfs today.
:D
its like finally yo!

went to kovan, white tangerine cafe.
after our lunch/dinner?
we went to play dai dee.
[ they provide it there what]

well, priscilla and i are not suitable to gamble, i guess.
i cant even remember which pattern is bigger then which.
so i have to draw out the pattern on
a paper to refer.
*shake head*

i think priscilla shuffled the most.:D

then played monopoly.
kinda of boring.

so, we paid the bills and walked around kovan.
bought sushi for my dinner/supper?
lol.

thats it.
photos below!

okay, i know. my retarded face.

pouts!

pris's hand is so damn extra.


the peach tea sucks. :x
my sweeties.





thats all. rest of the photos
is either in pris/meiyi's phone.
where is xiuying?!
she is busy with XXX.
i dont know whats she is doing that time.
tschus.