chicken by sean. HAHAHAH!!!

UPDATES!

I'm back from Mars!
WHAHAHAH.

i think some of you are sibei boliao lor.
now, everyone started to nudge, say hey and say I'm fat to me in msn.
原来我的人缘那么烂！
WALAU, you all really desperate for me to block you all man.

HELLO PEOPLE, I SAID STRANGERS not FRIENDS.

you all sibei bo liao leh.
anyway, i disable nudge long ago. double -_-".

YAY, meeting aiping/kayve soon.
haven't see my "cousin" for so long man!
(she is my long distance relative and we didnt know about it at first. cool, no?)



anyway, check this out.
(sorry yuan)

(9:35 PM) ✞ll Jonathan ll:
jing yi we best friends leh

(9:35 PM) ✞ll Jonathan ll:
why u want to drag me down

(9:35 PM) ✞ll Jonathan ll:
HAHAHHHA

(9:35 PM) ✞ll Jonathan ll:
my future actually very bright one

(9:37 PM) 李静怡 :
................

(9:37 PM) 李静怡 :
hahaha!!!

(9:37 PM) 李静怡 :
we best friend

(9:37 PM) 李静怡 :
so i always save the best for you

(9:38 PM) 李静怡 :
like me. best, save for you

(9:38 PM) ✞ll Jonathan ll:
(msn icon shock)

(9:38 PM) ✞ll Jonathan ll:
wo de ming hao ku

Auf wiedersehen!

OKAY. i shall reply tags here.
:D

siong: my exam end next week(:
HAHAH. yes and i'm the employer.

kay: HAHAH. feel free to join this lame thing.
anyway, check out the new terms and conditions.

xiuying: HAHAH! you wanna join? also can lar. i bisexual.
i DID not bully her hor.

ber: yes, she will PITY you, but wont HELP you.
bleah* goodluck got tag star lor! dont force me to publish your application form.
HAHAHA.

star: HE GOT TAG YOU!
hahah!

guin: you sure you wanna pity ber?
HOU CONG KOU CHU! i bad? you better watch out.

Din: you wanna sabo me ah? intro me wh!
HAHAHA.

insanerox: HAHAH. i where got a lot of suitors.
no one want me leh):

ahyong: you sure i will choose you?
YOUR HEIGHT NOT EVEN INSIDE THE RANGE. HAHAHA!!!
ahpek dont too bhb!

looking for BOYF

/edit. due to handsome participants(self claim), handsome people are welcome to join too(:
new terms and conditions. check it out.

I'm looking for a boyfriend. (yes "a" not with an "s" )

interested parties please mail me with your personal particulars and your bank statement to mikki_apple@hotmail.com. please kindly attach 2 recent photos of yourself too(:

also, bank statement below 7k need not apply.

terms and conditions
1) you must be be inside the range of 17 to 23 years old.
2) able to speak fluent mandarin.
3) able to withstand my physically and mentally abuse.
4) height between 166 to 185cm. (at least let me wear an inch of heel leh)
5) average looking.
6) you must not be slimmer than me.
7) GPA must be at least 3.289899800887790988. (3.3)
8) able to read me bedtime stories.
9) MUST give your seats to the elderly/pregnant woman on public transport.

interested? mail me now!
(Even if you did not meet some of those criteria, feel free to join! :D)

HAHAHAHAHHA

try, and you shall be block forever.

/edit.
i saw my chio photos on julian's blog!
(another jun hao)
WHAHAHAHHA.

5 ways for strangers to make jingyi angry.

1) "HEY YOU. entertain me, I'm bored."
2) bitch about my GFs. (only i can "ka" them okay)
3) send me nudge. (for strangers, once is enough to make me angry)
4) you look ugly/fat.
5) vulgarities

you can try that to me in msn, if you wanna be block by me. (:

i know belinda soh will be the first one to try.
sorry girl, i wont block you.
for your case, 我没有block你，你比我block你还难受。
*cheers*

Prank

i am bored.
so i decided to play a prank on belinda.
i didnt do anything to her on April's fool, so today ahem* will be june's fool?

WHAHAHAH.

i text her with an unknown no. ,(trying to be funny with her)
"hello, i am chio bu. free bo? can chat? you male/female?"

her reply,
"hello chiobu. i'm ah gua. as you can see from my name, i'm neither a female or a male. Do you still wanna chat?"

(i'm laughing like mad now. OMG. someone stop me! i feel so mean nowwwww...)

my reply to her,
"dont like that leh. friend friend only mah. dont so fierce. unfriendly leh you. haha"

and she replied me this,
"I'm not being unfriendly. i scared you now i ah gua, dont wanna be my friend anymore )="

(die, dont tell me she know is me?)

my reply to her again,(i try to change my text-ing style)
"nola, we come out here work de people very open minded one hor. guy girl ah gua tomboy all friend friend one. no no friend with you one. we not so childish one lor"

(wth am i writing?! i sound like a pros man, come out work very open minded? WTH)
shall wait for her reply. update later!

Hana kimi japan

come on, what is better than a drama full of cute guys?

even mizuki look so cute when she cut her hair short!

HANA KIMI JAPAN!~

HAHAH.

posing for photo shots in the drama. Nakatsu damn cute in the show also.

IKUTA TOMA, nakatsu in the drama.


cute righttttttttt. WHAHAHHA.

i cant remember his name. but he look like chenyi?

and he is being kiss by sano in the show. OMG!