i killed a cockroach that day.
OMG.
i'm so damn high while killing it.
WOOOHOOOO.....

dont fucking tell me about animal abuse or whatever.
cockroach is not even an animal lo.
haha.

that cockroach climbed onto my feet.
it must be thinking,
"heehee, i wanna scare this girl.
hear her screaming damn shuang and high leh."

but too bad.
I'M NOT SCARE OF IT!
WHAHAHA.

i took a pice of tissuse,
place onto it.
then step on it, lightly(make sure i only make it paralysed)
*MHUAHAHA and step on it *ahem*
i can imagine it pleading me...

阿bui，手下流情。
不要沙我！！

imagine it begging me, damn shuang.
okay lo.
i dont step on you liao.
i 35kg nia mah *ahem*
also not that heavy.

thennnn....
i took out bygone and WHAHAHA,
spray spray... heehee.

it struggled and struggled.
then it stop.

see that kum gong cockroach struggle damn high lo!
WHAHAHA....
high leh.

VICTORY!!

yi ju gong.
er ju gong.
san ju gong.

the body still in the kitchen.
i very kind hearted de mah.
must put

七七 四十九 天。
lol.

I'M TYPING IN CAPS.
COS I FEEL DAMN FUCKINH TULAN NOW!!!!

WHERE IS MY BLOODY FUCKING ORGANIC CHEMISTRY TUTORIAL 8 PAPER?!
WTF.
I CANT FIND IT!!!!

SHUT UP.
ITS IS SO NOT IN THE DUSTBIN.
AND OF COURSE NOT FLUSHED DOWN THE BOWL!

FREAKOOOOOOOO.... my tutorial 8 ):

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.......

WHERE IS MY TUTORIAL 8?!?!?
TMD.

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

okay. i got nothing better to do.
so i'll just upload some photos
taken during christmas eve.

and i know i know.
all of you will be asking why photo inside only
got me and blah blah.
FIND ONE PHOTO WITHOUT LEEJINGYI can anot.
answer is impossible.
cos my fucking laptop decided to be naughty and try to act "lag"

so i got no choice but to delete all the photos
with me inside.
lol.
if you wanna the rest of the photos?
find the camera's owner. thank you.

wtf. i'm sitting beside a ti go.

my face look even rounder beside someone so slim.
lol. fats jingyi, fats!

haha, i was laughing madly at the photo.

my legs look some how like pig legs,
I HAVE TO EXERCISE soon. DIET PLEASE.



ohmyfuckinggod. my classmate ji tao is siao one lo.
techno lao ti go! wtf.
i bet all the girls that admire him ran away,
but is there any in the first place? lol.
wtf.

liting lizhong alvin weiling jingyi minghui clement.


he is my laoda. i'm his gina.
he always ask me to go and play with my ma sak.

super candid. see the hole on my head?
see, i told you.
i'm getting bald. tsk.
very sad you know, jio me go beijing 101 please.



END.

AUF WIEDERSEHEN.

我感觉我好了解你oh。
哈哈！
陈俊勇。

你的事我都知道leh。
每件事吧。

你没次半夜吃什么我都知道oh！
lol。

okay, i'm kinda bored.

so i'll just upload some photos we

took during new year's eve.

i'm yaoming, meiyi is jacky chan.

loll. (the tv ads lah.)

still trying to hide my pimple.

wtf. xiuying love this photo.

cos she had never been taller than us for
the past 6 years. wtf.

we help her fufill her wish

just like mr kohfufill mine by letting me be the IT rap.

my dream ): i help

him set up his ohp. wtf.

see, i told you. she's short.

nanny nanny poopoo.

xy giveing the kanbatte sign,

and i'm acting cute.

tsk, error. pris is trying to act cute not me.

we are too poor. no money buy shirt.

only can wear xms/poly free gift shirt.

we almost killed meiyi that night. HOHO

self timer 2 sec is too fast luh, wtf.

siao.

xy look so 阴嫌。本性难易。 tsk

车死！（cheers）

okay，i didnt manage to open it.

meiyi force open it and it went POP.

everyone screamed like siao.

cos we thought we are gonna be disfigured.

okay, i thought only.

cos they are disfigured anyway, even without being disfigured.

LOL!!!! i'm sorry girls, i still love you all MUACKZXX.

okay, i'm still trying to hide my pimple. sad!

i hate backviews.

i can see a hole on my head!

i'm going bald. die!

see, their hair a lot. no holes):

cheers!

这是pris的idea，

她有神精病，我们只好听她的。

怕她拿刀砍我们oh.

她是我的女人了。洞房！！！！

lol。

tsk, i'm still trying to cover my pimple.

she is drunk.

i dotn know what me and pris is doing to her.

we are trying to attack pris.

i dont know why.

they seems so high when i mopped the floor

and i swear they snap at least 5/6 pic

and took a video.

but i dont dare to post the video cos they said something about pph.

tsk.

see! they claimed that they did not see me mop the floor before.

wtf?!

i said i'm ha li po ter,

but pris said i'm sabrina the teenage witch.

THE END.

i was on the phone with ptbf.
and we were talking crap.
真的都是废话。

then he asked me,
if one day people come tio me, *choy* if hor!
ask me why i so xialan what will i reply.

i will reply, "为什么我会xialan呢？"
he said i will confirm kana tio ji lup.

then what should i reply?!?
yes also kana, no also kana.
wtf. 作人真难leh。

he say what i must replied,
我xialan不可以ah！！
must loud loud win them -__-"
wth. HAHAH.

i doubt i shout got the wei li lo.
think sure straight away kana beat up liao.
wtf. what will you all say? HAHA.

and that stupid teo jiao wei clement say
what reply, "我不是xialan, 是guailan"。
wtf, nice reply. confirm die lagi jialut then me.
HOHO.
(please dont scold me at my tagboard, give me face leh! :D)


today everyone tio siao peh, except me.
cos Belinda lah, pass the contagious siao virus to everyone.
but i born to be siao mah,
so siao and siao neutralised become shit and fart.

i siao also cannot blame me.

before you say i siao,
PLEASE KINDLY LOOK AT MY FATHER.
i siao? he sibei siao alr.
HIS DAMN BLOODY GOOD 金颖。

still can tell me
sibei ho.(die father good) si bei heng.(die father lucky)
wtf?! his angmo very powderful, but use at wrong place.
think he wanna jump out of the window and try to stretch his arms
to fly soon. curse himself one lo.
i bet his biceps got any strength lo. HOHO
:X

daddy(atm) you cannot die leh.

you die liao who pay my hp bills?
i go shopping take money from who?
my allowance how?
my school fees leh?
who take away dinner for me?
who i can suan dao si?
*choy* so you must at least live til i can? feed myself?
LOL!!!!!!!

like what alvin said,
你的妈妈生charsiew，好过生你!
LOL.
at least their daughter chio lo.
still got looks. ahem* *whisper to people*not like alvin, no looks. LOL
(alvin juse pretend you cant see.)
HAHA.

faster scold me bimbo or xiong da wu nao.
HAAHEEHOO.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

my girls came over yesterday.
tsk.
we had steamboat,
AND I DID THE BLOODY FUCKING washing lo.
wtf. ):
xiuying say cannot cong huai wo.
must ask me do the washing.

we took 120 photos plus 1 fucking retarded video.
siao. i wont post all 120 up lah,
siao. my blog will lag like siao lo.

and the video. *shake head*
is about me mopping the floor,
cos meiyi broke my cup.

*HUAI AH!* lame. -__-"

video with meiyi.
we laugh like shit when we re watch it.
wtf.

okay. i got myself a new shopping list instead of some
stupid resolutions(?spelling?)

i need:
- black shorts.
- polka dots tee shirt.
- NEW PENCIL CASE!
- white short sleeve button shirt.
- white jeans
- black cardigan.
- a dress!
(if i buy some more clothes, i bet my wardrobe will explode
plus my mum will diao si me lo.)

thats all. HAHA.
i know, all cheap cheap and affordable items.
whats the point of putting LV, Gucci stuffs
when i cant even afford them?
pointless right.
I NEEDA FIND TIME TO GO SHOPPING!