my class, BME0703 peeps!
after knowing them for like one and a half years, well, nice knowing all of you.
HAHAHA.
(arrangement are not in order)
Din: we are in the same biomaterial lab group. the laptop kid in our class. HAHA. i think he cant live without his laptop? yea, i learn the correct Malay words, its Awak pontianak larpa, not awak larpa pontianak. never fail to copy my circuits during exam. and we even exchange circuits during exam!!!!! lol~
Belinda soh: SI AH GUA/ Honghong. she knocked into me on the first day of orientation and i almost scold her. My school days will be like kinda boring without giving her mental and physical abuse everyday. (ah.. ahhh.. you all don't anyhow judge me okay. I'm nice.). and best of all, she is one of my sakura brothel pros..*cough* girls. she is super cheap, $2.50 only. "i see you are a nice man, i give you best price."(Russell peters)
Liting: My first impression of her, ah lian. :x Don't kill me pleaseeeeeee... and i can't differentiate between lizhong and her. i tell you, her eyes is super powerful man. one stare = you're dead(only applies to ber?). well, she isn't really ah lian, more to 傻大姐? okay, thanks liting, you can stop introducing me RMS(rich man son). WHAHAHA.
Syafiq: THE ONE WHO STARTED CALL ME JINGYIIIIIIIIIII IN SUPER HIGH PITCH. and now everyone is calling me jingyiiiiiii in high pitch. haha. last long with your girl yea? (:
Lizhong: i thought she is liting's sister in the beginning. you know, similar name, looks and dressing? HAHAHA. our class top student! :x i don't know, but i never hear her scolding vulgarities before man? you?
Weiling: the marketing director of Sakura brothel. LOL! she is turning from bad to worse man! weiling bu yao xue huai! HAHAHA! yay! we can be in the same class again next semester! looking forward in seeing you in class!!!
Ka Po: the first girl to talk to me during orientation. lol!
Jean: hello ah lian wannabe? one of my sakura brothel.. girls.(also known as jing jing). The most expensive girl in Sakura Brothel, but she had retired as she found her love. tsktsk, we are the two cheena looking girls in our class *shake head* my 老乡好. ohya, and she is my lesbian partner. she molested me almost everyday? OMFGosh. and she kissed.... me. not once nor twice, hais...
Nisa: i must say she is a pretty malay girl! i love her smiles. LOL! my biomat lab group leader. :D
Clement 张鸟话:EG2323 lecturer. i hate you. you know what people? he embarrassed me on the second day of orientation? cos he was wearing a Guang Yang(school name) jersey. and i thought Guang yang is his name?! i was like, "hey your name is guang yang?" he stared at me(no laughter) and replied, "Guang yang is my school"*turned away* likde wtf? I'm like so freaking ps. he was like, "all my nick in school is given by you!" eg. 大炮ment, 张鸟话(Teo Jia wei)... anymore?
Minghui: sorry, your fate == belinda's fate; his nick given by me, "倒液香(night soil-er = ancient those who clear shit)，fat, dua pui sai, Sakura Brothel's toilet cleaner..." i bet you got super high EQ. HAHAHA!
syaz: my group members for biomat lab. HAHA. only get to know her better this year when we are in the same group? hahaha!
Wanghe: working as gigolo in my Sakura Brothel, nick: xiao niu. i thought his name is huanghe(yellow river) in the beginning. LOL. one of my late night msn khakis. AND I KNOW A LOT OF YOUR SECRETS. PLEASE BRIBE ME OR I'LL BLOG IT OUT. (kidding)
michael/ micheal?: HAHA. well, we don't really chat with each other in class? but i think he is quite compatible with sally. :x thank you for inviting us to your house during Depavali.
Charlene/ Starlene: shanshan, one of my Sakura Brothel girls too, but she had convert this job to part time. HAHAHA. so yea, think Sakura Brothel is closing down soon. belinda(bird) mating partner. lol~
Hazwan: well, i think we did not talk at all as he is super quiet in class? haha.
Shye Fern: LiLi/ lily, one of my girls in Sakura Brothel. well, never judge a book by its cover? i thought she is those "quiet quiet" kind, end up... *shake head* 话有一点毒啦(pity minghui). HAHAHA. of course, our scholar!!!!
Sally: Mrs Beckham/ ronaldo(the one with the patch of hair in the middle, LOL!). okay, is the Portugal one. Our BME0703 class rep, a responsible one? at least better than belinda soh.
saya gigit awak tektek! (malay in english structure).
Khairi: my biomat group members. i always thought he is nisa's boyfriend? but he is not i think? HAHA. sorry for forgetting to write your name on our reports!!! gomenasai! i swear its not on purpose.
Zhenjie: i thought he is a repeat student? cos' he did not attend orientation with us. okay, i will never forget you hit my head twice so damn freaking hard and the water balloon did not burst. PLUS! you make me damn wet on weiling's birthday! prepare to die on your birthday.
Rum: i asked him how old is he during orientation? and he is younger than me! -_- lol. the no. of times he attend school is = to the no. of time i skip school.
did i miss anyone out?
please let me know if i did! :D
Auf wiedersehen.
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