talking cock~

from http://talkingcock.com
(super funny man)

So our 3 universities are planning major changes to their programmes to make themselves more attractive to students.But then, their plans include things like “an interdisciplinary approach to engineering”, “fundamentals in design and management” and “creative producing”.
Sian chi pua, man!
Why don’t they teach us things we really, really want to know?

Like this stuff: (i like point 1, 3, 6 and 18 )
1. Will we kena cancer after passing under so many ERP gantries? Sure, not?

2. Who was the first person to look at the white-white thing coming out of a chicken’s backside and think, "Mmm, that ought to taste good."

3. How come the fridge inside got light, but the freezer dun have?

4. How come Ngee Ann Polytechnic is NP, but Nanyang Polytechnic is NYP?

5. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

6. When your pet caged bird sees you reading the State's Times, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at your toilet?

7. How come the SDP’s logo is so close to the Star Trek symbol?

8. How come the PAP’s logo is so similar to the British Union of Fascists' symbol?

9. How come we’re scared that offering ordinary people more money will make them not want to work, but giving millionaire ministers a fat pay rise gives them the incentive to work?

10. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

11. Why is "bra" singular but "panties" plural?

12. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

13. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

14. If you try to fail and succeed instead, then what did you just do?

15. Is it just us, or do other people also see the People Developer logo and always read it as “People De Eloper”?

16. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

17. How can there be self-help "groups"?

18. Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing people is wrong, and yet we say we are doing right when we kill them?

19. Is Mat Alamak still in the country or not?

20. Is there accountability in Singapore? Sure, not?